I just thought to myself, I haven't posted anything on my blog in a long time. I was thinking of something good to put up. But I drew a blank. Lifes kinda just chugging along, and nothing really exciting has happened lately worth writing. So I figured I would do what all good bloggers do. Take a collection of their "micro blogs" (i.e. tweets) and post them in one large post. So here we go. Feel free to plunge into my warped mind, or feel free to follow me on twitter (mace85).
When everything in a hospital beeps, all the time. How do you know which beeps are important? Is my pt in asystole or is my popcorn done?
8:48 AM Dec 4th, 2009 via UberTwitter
I am so happy, sunshine and roses are coming out of my ass. No really. PEOPLE ARE AWESOME !!!
7:04 AM Dec 4th, 2009 via UberTwitter
Today just feels like a .45acp kinda day... http://tweetphoto.com/5512054
12:48 PM Nov 28th, 2009 via UberTwitter
Absolutely stoked to hear that Vltor is going to release the BREN TEN !! Gotta get me one. In a Galco Miami Classic :-) Don Johnson anyone ?
9:50 AM Nov 27th, 2009 via UberTwitter
Walking into work a lady stops me to ask where the hospital is. Not even clocked in and getting asked dumb questions. I am screwed today.
8:04 AM Nov 27th, 2009 via UberTwitter
Ok. I swear for Educ. Reasons only. Does anyone have the pic of the meth user who is A&OX4 with his abdomen open in his yard?
6:21 PM Nov 25th, 2009 via UberTwitter
Steve West is a sexy bitch... Just saying... It had to be said...
12:02 PM Nov 25th, 2009 via UberTwitter
You know, under these clothes, I am completely naked....
10:33 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 via UberTwitter
I have a recycle bin by my desk that has a sign on it saying "do not use until program is in effect" with a bag over it. WTF?
8:01 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 via UberTwitter
New rule: Females over the age of 14 aren't allowed to talk about "texting a boy".
7:58 AM Nov 13th, 2009 via UberTwitter
"I am so full of happiness some sneaks out my butt-hole." If you have to ask you have no idea...
11:27 PM Nov 8th, 2009 via web
And of course my favorite series of tweets...
Health tip: Afraid of cavities? Wrap your teeth in aluminum foil and feel free to enjoy all the halloween candy you want!
1,257,013,764,000.00 via web
Health tip: Men afraid of catching an STD? Tie a loop of dental floss around your genitals tightly, leave for 4 days. 95% decrease in STD's
1,256,966,726,000.00 via web
Health tip: Hemmorrhoids ruining your drawers? Take some dry ice to the rectum. It's cooling and cauterizes those pesky bleeders!
1,256,951,072,000.00 via web
Health tip: Good news diabetics. You have to give up sugar. But you can drink as much beer as you want. Beer has no sugar!
1,256,943,799,000.00 via Seesmic
Hope everyone out there is finding my health tips fun and useful...
3:38 PM Oct 30th, 2009 via Seesmic
Health tip: Just had a stroke? Do what the pro's do. Take some Aspirin cut into your femoral artery and fish the clot out with a pipe snake
3:32 PM Oct 30th, 2009 via Seesmic
Health tip: Worried about catching H1N1? Take a lesson from contractors. Seal your mouth and nose with duct tape. No more airborne viruses!
2:52 PM Oct 30th, 2009 via web
Health tip: Constipated? Try foaming drain cleaner. Not only does it clear the blockage, but it cleans the walls of the pipes as well.
7:53 AM Oct 30th, 2009 via web
Todays health tip: Keep your eyes clean. Bleach removes that pesky film from your cornea.
6:09 AM Oct 30th, 2009 via web
Todays health tip: Keep your eyes clean. Bleach removes that pesky film from your cornea. And it sanitizes!!!
6:09 AM Oct 30th, 2009 via web
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
PPE
I am going to share with you a e-mail conversation I had with my former manager.
Manager:
FWD:
Aspiring models needed. In addition to informational booths and demonstrations, as part of the National Safety Month celebration I am organizing a Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) fashion show. I am looking for a few models for fashion shows during the upcoming National Safety Month celebration at Campus 2 on Wednesday, June 17th from 10am to 2pm in the Campus 2 Conference Center and at Campus 1 in the 1234 Building on Monday, June 22nd from 10am to 2pm. I need the models to display the appropriate and inappropriate ways to wear various types of PPE (gloves, gowns, goggles, face sheilds[sic], masks, etc.) The fashion shows will last about 5-10 minutes and are planned to run every half hour beginning at 10:15am.
It would wonderful if any of you could volunteer some of your time between 10:15am and 2:00pm to help educate and entertain your staff at Campus 1 or 2. If you could also recommend or delegate other staff members to help in the celebration that would be great too!! If you could show up in the Conference Center or 1234 Building (report to me) at 10 minutes after the hour (10:10am, 11:10am, 12:10am 1:10am or 40 minutes after the hour 10:40am, 11:40am, 12:40am 1:40am) that would be great. You only need to bring yourself, I will supply the PPE for all the models. I will asking the audience questions about what the PPE you are modeling is appropriate for. I also plan to introduce you (so if you want to make up a model name for yourself, feel free and I will introduce you as such). Please e-mail me or call me at (55555) with your comittment or questions. Thanks for your help.
Seriously... A fashion show... She even referred to it as a celebration. Who thinks this stuff up? I can see it now. Some highly paid executive is sitting in their leather chair that is strategically perforated for proper air flow thinking "We need to do something with our excess budget...I know, we'll have a fashion show, and then we will all wear pink and have a tea party."
It's good to know that some nimrod with an ass that is nice and cool is making these decisions that don't pertain to the staff at all. Well some of the staff will go. But these are the same hopelessly loyal people who also went to every high school football game for 3 years after they graduated. And not to pick up chicks...
My reply:
I want my model name to be "Hans Big-gloved" And I will wear a full Tyvek suite, Gas mask, and a hard had that was so generously gifted to me from the Fire Dept. I just need a pair of size 12 knee high rubber boots and some knee pads. I can probably muster up some body armor and reflective clothing. I feel that should cover the minimum PPE requirements for invasive procedures such as doing blood glucose checks and assessing lung sounds...
Mark
But on a serious note..... no...
Needless to say I was not in the fashion show.
Manager:
FWD:
Aspiring models needed. In addition to informational booths and demonstrations, as part of the National Safety Month celebration I am organizing a Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) fashion show. I am looking for a few models for fashion shows during the upcoming National Safety Month celebration at Campus 2 on Wednesday, June 17th from 10am to 2pm in the Campus 2 Conference Center and at Campus 1 in the 1234 Building on Monday, June 22nd from 10am to 2pm. I need the models to display the appropriate and inappropriate ways to wear various types of PPE (gloves, gowns, goggles, face sheilds[sic], masks, etc.) The fashion shows will last about 5-10 minutes and are planned to run every half hour beginning at 10:15am.
It would wonderful if any of you could volunteer some of your time between 10:15am and 2:00pm to help educate and entertain your staff at Campus 1 or 2. If you could also recommend or delegate other staff members to help in the celebration that would be great too!! If you could show up in the Conference Center or 1234 Building (report to me) at 10 minutes after the hour (10:10am, 11:10am, 12:10am 1:10am or 40 minutes after the hour 10:40am, 11:40am, 12:40am 1:40am) that would be great. You only need to bring yourself, I will supply the PPE for all the models. I will asking the audience questions about what the PPE you are modeling is appropriate for. I also plan to introduce you (so if you want to make up a model name for yourself, feel free and I will introduce you as such). Please e-mail me or call me at (55555) with your comittment or questions. Thanks for your help.
Seriously... A fashion show... She even referred to it as a celebration. Who thinks this stuff up? I can see it now. Some highly paid executive is sitting in their leather chair that is strategically perforated for proper air flow thinking "We need to do something with our excess budget...I know, we'll have a fashion show, and then we will all wear pink and have a tea party."
It's good to know that some nimrod with an ass that is nice and cool is making these decisions that don't pertain to the staff at all. Well some of the staff will go. But these are the same hopelessly loyal people who also went to every high school football game for 3 years after they graduated. And not to pick up chicks...
My reply:
I want my model name to be "Hans Big-gloved" And I will wear a full Tyvek suite, Gas mask, and a hard had that was so generously gifted to me from the Fire Dept. I just need a pair of size 12 knee high rubber boots and some knee pads. I can probably muster up some body armor and reflective clothing. I feel that should cover the minimum PPE requirements for invasive procedures such as doing blood glucose checks and assessing lung sounds...
Mark
But on a serious note..... no...
Needless to say I was not in the fashion show.
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